![]() Phil Weston: How did I get burned? Okay, apparently I don't get it. Mark Avery: Ha ha! I got ya good! I burned ya! I got ya, bad! Mark Avery: Remember the time when you caught and you fell over? Phil Weston: Great, I'd love to hear one. Mark Avery: I don't know, I heard it on a rap video once. Mark Avery: You dig, Cracker? Ya feel me? Mark Avery: Hi, I'm Mark Avery - you know, I like to keep my hands strong Phil Weston: Okay, forget I just said that. Phil Weston: Well, maybe you and Ambrose can team up - he's big and you might form one megaperson. Phil Weston: Oh, that's sweet! Anything that relates to soccer? in a different but better way!Īmbrose's Dad: It's a little early to start playing favorites, Phil.īyong Sun: I'm Byong-Sun. Phil Weston: You're both better different. ![]() Phil Weston: I mean, you're different because you're better. Phil Weston: No no, not like the other parents at all! You're better than the other parents.ĭonna Jones: What do you mean "different"? Phil Weston: Actually, I don't see, I'm sorry.Īnn Hogan: We're at all the games, unlike a lot of the other parents. Phil Weston: I've been your neighbor for the last seven years!Īnn Hogan: Byong-Sun is very shy - this book really helped us to deal with it, so you're probably gonna want to give it a glance. Obnoxious Hummer Lady: This is cute, though! You're saving the environment for all of us. Phil Weston: Hey, you didn't have to take up two spaces! Phil Weston: No, your name is Liar, 'cause you tell lies. Phil Weston: What's happening Derek, I thought we were friends. Jim Davidson 'The Captain': Run to the car kids! don't look back! Run! Jim Davidson 'The Captain': You know, actually one of my kids forgot his socks so we forfeit yeah, we forfeit! Phil Weston: You just ease up there on your corduroy jacket. I don't even know what a whirling dervish is but that's what they're like. Phil Weston: They're like 4-foot whirling dervishes. Phil Weston: That's like the little jackal from hell!īuck Weston: We've got balls! Phil Weston: And vitamins! Buck Weston: But mostly balls! Phil Weston : Phil Weston : And vitamins! ![]() Because you're nothin' but a fart-faced kid. Phil Weston: Well, if it isn't Porkface Jones. Phil Weston: How many sarcastic pills did you take this morning? What was going through your head out there last week?Īmbrose: I was breaking my back for you coach because of my love for the game. Phil Weston: I saw a bunch of nonsense out there. Phil Weston: Hey, I almost had you! ' Buck Weston: What do you call that again, when you almost win? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm like a large tornado of anger, swirling about.īuck Weston: I take a vitamin everyday. Mike Ditka: If you guys were the Bears, I'd fine you $10,000 apiece. I was wondering - my son Byong-Sun is a little shy, so could I get an autograph? Mike Ditka: Yeah, sure, how do you spell it? Ann Hogan: B-Y. Phil Weston: What is that haunting aroma?Īnn Hogan: Hi, Mr.Ditka. Mike Ditka: WELL, YOU GO TO HELL! Phil Weston: No, you go to hell, and while you're there, why don't you grab me a juicebox! Mike Ditka: I'M NO JUICEBOX BOY, I'LL TELL YOU THAT! Phil Weston: Yes, you are! Mike Ditka: No, I'm not! Phil Weston: Yes, you are! Mike Ditka: No, I'm not! Phil Weston: Yes, you are! Mike Ditka: No, I'm not! You're like your old man! Phil Weston: I'M NOT LIKE MY OLD MAN! Mike Ditka: If it weren't for these kids, I would whip your butt! Phil Weston: I CAN TAKE A PUNCH! Mike Ditka: You're crazy! Phil Weston: I'm not crazy, I'm just thirsty. Mike Ditka: YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKIN' TO? Phil Weston: I'm talkin' to the juicebox guy. You're my assistant, OK? You're supposed to back me up and go get me juiceboxes when I tell ya. Phil Weston: You don't think? Ya don't think? Well, I don't think you should be buttin' in when I'm talkin' to my team. I thought I was in control of my own destiny, and then I met my dad. Dialogue Phil Weston: I was born a baby, a blank slate. All his life Phil Weston has dreamed of being on a winning team.
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